When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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