This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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