So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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