it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I want to fling myself into the sun
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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