you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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i just identified you from a description of your pipe
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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