AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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