Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
dude. I can hear the air.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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