Non-Jews are for practice
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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