problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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