Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
i think im in europe. pls send help
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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