The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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