The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
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Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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