I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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