so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I smell like Dick and happiness
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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