Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
My underwear smells like fireworks.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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