We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
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It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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