he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
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I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick