Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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