Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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