Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
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Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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