I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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