I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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