Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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