Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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