My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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