He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
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Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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