I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
pop tarts are not kleenex
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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