so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
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That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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