Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs