I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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