I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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