I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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