ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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