Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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