Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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