Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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