Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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