I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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