I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
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it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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