if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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