I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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