it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
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This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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