I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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