just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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