I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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