So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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