Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
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vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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