Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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