Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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