I'm gonna have a badass scar
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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