So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Randomize
