Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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