My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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