just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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