covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
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Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
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No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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