I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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